| CYBER SPACE: APRIL 21, 2001 |
| Today A. R. Hemant launched the "PHSS01 Yahoo Group" © @21.00 ISD, with co-founder (name avoided for protection of privacy). The project is speculated to be a huge a success.
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| MAY 19, 2001 |
| Total 40 members now. The group is busy now and Hemant and co-founder are jumping with joy.
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| APRIL 1, 2001 |
April Fools Day.
A new member code named "Abhinay" is reluctantly added to the group. Some old members flee in fear.
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| APRIL 2, 2001 |
20 members were lost today. Hemant and co-ordinator are thinking of declaring bankruptcy.
200 hate mails were received against Abhinay today. We had to filter all of them in the fear of the P.O.C.T.A.A (Prevention of Cruelty To Animals Association).
Our fingers went sore after deleting the delete button 200 time.
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| MAY 20, 2001 |
Abhinay did a 'Dharna' outside the local zoo today. Pictures of Abhinay dancing with a chimpanzee were posted on the Yahoo Group.
We had to recommend User Descretion to our members.
SIDDHANT SAYS: "SEE, A CHIMP WILL LIKE A CHIMP WHETHER U LIKE OR NOT. IF U WANT TO SAY SOMETHING, STAND UP AND SAY NO!"
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| MAY 26, 2001 |
Abhinay disappeared for exactly 10 days. 10 days is the exact time it takes to go and return from the African Monkey Sanctuary. There, he supposedly had relation with a she-monkey code named "Kani"
HEMANT SAYS: "IT'S ABHINAY'S DECISION TO GO WHEREVER HE WANTS. SO WHAT IF HE MEETS A HALF BLIND SHE-MONKEY?
'BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER'."
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| JUNE 20, 2001 |
Abhinay comes in the Clinic Active "Dare To Wear Black In 2 Weeks" Challenge for Chimps.
Cyrus Broacha made a chimp out of him (WHAT A PARADOX).
The poor guy had to do a "Nan*a Naach" in front of the camera.
Our group became a mouth-piece of the public and they objected to certain objectional scenes.
MAITRIK SAYS: "IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, ONE CAN WEAR (OR NOT WEAR) WHATEVER ONE WANTS."
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| JUNE 25, 2001 |
Abhinay broke his arm while playing basketball today. A vet was immediately called onto the court for the treating the victim.
People were unsure whether Abhinay was the victim or the spectators watching Abhinay play.
MR. DEVARSHI FADIA SAYS: "U SEE HE (ABHINAY) WAS TRYING TO PLAY BASKET BALL AND TRYING TO INTERCEPT A PASS WHEN HIS HAND WAS BENT. IF U WANT TO KNOW HOW HIS ARM WAS BENT TRY THE DO THE FOLLOWING…"
1) STAND UP
2) RAISE UR RIGHT ARM
3) POINT IT TOWARDS GOD
4) TAKE IT STRAIGHT BACK BY 270 DEGREES
(PLEASE NOTE THAT THE NEWSPAPER IS NOT REPONSIBLE FOR THE AGONY CAUSED TO THE READER.)
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| JULY 2, 2001 |
There were demonstrations all over the country against the colour of Abhinay's hand plaster his plaster was white coloured and the people objected saying that it insulted the white colour in the Indian flag.
SHAM SAYS: "HEY MAN, YO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH WHITE COLOR?
I MEAN, PEOPLE CAN EVEN WEAR WHITE UNDERCLOTHING, NOBODY CHECKS ABHINAY FOR THAT!"
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| To Be Continued... |